Who Wants a Petite Lap Giraffe?? Me!!!

Who Wants a Petite Lap Giraffe?? Me!!!

I don’t know about you, but because of the amazing Direct TV commercials (who even knows they’re for Direct TV? I didn’t.) everyone wants to either be this guy,

or get a Petite Lap Giraffe! Well now you can, they have their own website! Meet Raina, a Petite Lap Giraffe from the Sokoblovsky Farms! She is one of three at the farm and you can learn all about them on their website!

About Sokoblovsky Farms:

Petite Lap Giraffes are very funny animal that require special care. They need lots of love. Hugs and kisses every day. Otherwise they make tears.

If you have children, petite lap giraffes no problem. If child is loud, the giraffe will be shy, but does not bite. PLG’s are very clean. With training they will go in box like cats. Allergies never a problem.

Size: adult is 76 centimeters, baby is 15 centimeters tall. Weight is 4.5kg unless the giraffe is fat cow then 5.44kg

Diet: distilled water and bonsai tree leaves

Health problems: none. They are the best.

Gestation: 420 days

Living conditions: PLG’s love being indoors in filtered air conditioning. If they can listen to music of Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov it is dream.

Grooming: a bubble bath once a week with purified water is all they need.

Check out more, including a live camera feed of the Giraffe’s holding pen!


(I really hope you know this is a master ploy by DirectTV to get your business)


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